I was a motorcycle instructor for 5 years:

Get her an Sv650 no fairing with a lowered seat and suspension, put engine bars or crash bobbins on it because she will drop her first bike and you can...

Go to south lakes but over the otherside of windermere, not the tourist side. The police have a ford fiesta and no cameras over there because they would only get revenue from a few bikes no tourists...

Well theres your problem, finding a well maintained road in the UK isnt hard, its impossible!

I have hit 3" deep potholes on motorways before now in a car, if i had been on a bike i would probably...

Is this little competition still on? O yes of course it is because there is nothing decent to watch on telly at the moment

Ahh! Hmm, funnily enough i have just bought a new lid and that one is going to be retired, like most of the england players should think about doing.

The problem is when a up-an-coming young star is grown from a home town club as soon as they are old enough the big clubs sweep in to buy them and then for a few seasons they sit on the bench becuase...

Ha ha, you havent seen the otherside, it is painted in the German flag because i used to buy all my parts from a mate in Germany. The back is painted with a spondon fireblade i once owned.

Its just another day at the office for the 11 multi-millionaires and their non english speaking manager. I dont think they really care (they have to show they do on tv, but in reality?)

At least...

No probs, thanks!

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Rob,

Its ok i am not talking about your customer/order problem. dbee63 doesnt own an S1000RR he rides a Triumph Daytona, he has ordered a kit and it has taken a while to deliver due to a problem...

Yep, some customers just dont understand how to leave answer phone messages asking for a call back they prefer to call every 5 minutes for a whole day even tho' they know that sometimes machinist's...

Ironing and cooking lessons for all men compulsory.....thats what i heard [:D]

Why London? To put it into perspective that is like comparing that you want to rent a unit/office/warehouse in Manhattan (LONDON) or the same size building in the middle of Texas (Highlands of...

Whats round and full of air........a ball!

Being professional footballers, if they cant kick it accurately then they need to come home and practice. So they will probably be on their way about...

No they obviously do it because they like it, they want to represent there country and do well and they arent too bad at it.

Good on them, maybe a pay cut for all the English premiership t*ssers...

Real couriers that pick up the parcel UPS, DHL etc dont add an admin fee, its just another little royal mail scam to get extra money.

Very good, just remember unless they state on the parcel that it is a replacement part from an incorrectly sent initial item that has been returned then you will pay import duty and vat again,...

Dude..(:rolleyes:)....my point is, so you go the wrong coloured part, take it up with the shipper and dont try to make out you are double hard done by simply by adding pointless "problems" you should...

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Exactly what Dunny says, every business has issues occasionally. So long as the customer is kept informed so they can understand whats going on.


f800depot should of asked if you wanted the...

If New Zealand win they deserve it, bunch of tossers the rest of them. Maybe with the credit crunch they should tax footballers 90% of there wages so most would only be on around 10 to 20k a month...

Yep, 11 multi-millionires running around pretending they give a sh*t what happens! A bit like the UK Government

Maybe the management should tell them they havent got a job to come back too if they...

Ive heard of a bike smoking a bit on start up but you would think Honda could make it run a little better than that [:D] I like the idea of the hovering inches above the ground for cornering tho' (so...

[lol][lol] That sounds about right.