Thank you Flook for contacting me.

I'd had the occasional contact with Bill and sent him an email recently to ask if he was ok as I knew he was in poor health and had sold his bike. Not aware of...

How did you travel to France, by USS Enterprise transporter and was beamed there, or was it by conventional transport? If it was conventional you'd have very chance of catching a cold or something...

One of my neighbours was in a Lidls supermarket in a queue. The lady behind her recognised the lady in the front. The lady in front said "gosh you've got a tan"! The lady behind said "yer I've been...

I don't want to ruin your visions of the Blarney stone but it has been known for people to gob on it especially for tourists!! :puke:

In Ireland our 'R' rate recently was down to 0.5 and we were getting back to the new normal, but for some strange reason the Irish government decided to open our borders to many places throughout the...

I read most of it then my wife nudged me as I'd fallen asleep. I'm bloody glad I'm not thinking of learning to ride a bike for the odd sunny afternoon spin. The truth is, governments don't want...

We don't have straight or long enough roads here in Ireland to go that far! [:D]

And whats the P in F800GT-P?

The film cleaned up well!

Did they have colour in those days? I thought anything before 1910 people were only able to see in monochrome. Modern technology what would we do without it!

Live!!

You're a mod, I thought you had powers to raise heaven and earth!! [uhoh][uhoh]

I've never had a problem with roundabouts, maybe it's because the UK is littered with them.

Here's an example of a large roundabout with 6-mini roundabouts. It's in a place called Hemel Hempstead,...

fusillade

Drag Nut

verruca

gymnast

Donner unt blitzen

Just an observation - I cant see a place to fit my crash bungs - cos I'm bound to drop it at some stage. And my importantly it seems it's been designed by somebody who doesn't expect to ride in the...

Stink

Heresy!!! Fancy implying Santa Claus farts. In the Middle Ages peasants were hung drawn and quartered for uttering less!!!

bloomer (s)

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Says it all

All we get is MORE excuses

beards

capitalism

gains

Dosh