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**Daboo** · 08-06-20

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**Richard230** · 08-07-20

They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank God for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences appeared in church bulletins or announcements:

The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water. 'The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.

The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM . Please use the back door.

The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new campaign slogan last Sunday:'I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours.'

**oxytotl** · 08-08-20

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**Daboo** · 08-08-20

Here's one from another forum...posted by a member there who is from Windsor.

Catchy tune.

Chris

**Daboo** · 08-09-20

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**Richard230** · 08-11-20

Here are the latest:

**Daboo** · 08-11-20

They were all good. But I think I enjoyed #3 and #5 the best. #5 had me laughing out loud!

Chris

**Richard230** · 08-14-20

Here are a few more cartoons for the weekend.

**Richard230** · 08-20-20

My Royal Enfield Bullet needs one of these fuel gauges.

**WildWilly** · 08-21-20

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**stephen** · 08-21-20

Willy lives

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**WildWilly** · 08-26-20

What kind of cats like bowling? Alley Cats

why do bananas like gymnastics? They like doing splits

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**WildWilly** · 08-26-20

Originally Posted by stephen

Willy lives

The jury is still out on that one . . . .

**WildWilly** · 08-28-20

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**WildWilly** · 08-28-20

Both Elvis and Judy Garland died on the toilet. Authorities say both stars appeared flushed.

**WildWilly** · 08-29-20

A t shirt for Terry

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**Richard230** · 08-30-20

Here are a couple of cartoons that were in my newspaper today that I thought you might enjoy.

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**WildWilly** · 08-31-20

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crummy.

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**Richard230** · 09-01-20

Life in Australia.

**WildWilly** · 09-01-20

Guy puts a $10.00 six pack of beer in the shopping carts and his wife tells him to put it back as they can't afford it. She puts a $20.00 jar of face cream in the cart and he tells her to put it back as they can't afford it. She says "But it makes me look better." He says, "So does a six pack of beer and it costs less." And that's when the fight started.