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**Richard230** · 10-09-20

Here are three funny eating ideas from other countries that I picked up from the internet.

**Richard230** · 10-09-20

Drink Moxie.

**WildWilly** · 10-10-20

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**WildWilly** · 10-10-20

Just got a notice in the mail that the warranty was going to expire on my 1963 Chevy Corvair

**Richard230** · 10-10-20

I received a phone call today telling me that the warranty on my 22-year old Saturn is going to expire and offering to renew it for me. I sometimes wonder what they would say if I answered that robo-call and say go ahead do it.

**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

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**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

Groan

**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

On my way to do errands today I stopped at Quick Trip to get coffee and as I walked up, I noticed these 2 police officers watching a man who was smoking while pumping his gas. I saw him and thought, is this man stupid, crazy, or both, especially with the police standing RIGHT there.. But anyways, I minded my own business and went inside and got my coffee. As I was paying for my drink, I heard someone screaming!! Like I’m talking violent death screams!! I looked outside and I saw that this man’s arm was on fire!! He was swinging his arm, running around going nuts!! Like he was bat shit crazy .. When I got outside, the police had the man on the ground and they were putting the fire out!! Then they put handcuffs on him and threw him in the police car. I was thinking, arrested?? Shouldn’t he be in an ambulance, not a police car!?? And being the person I am, I asked the police what they were arresting him for.. The officer looked at me, dead serious, and said, "waving a firearm"

**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

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**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

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**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

My teachers told me I’d never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.
I told them, “Just you wait!”

**WildWilly** · 10-11-20

My boss just texted me: “Send me one of your funny jokes!”
I texted him back: “I’m busy working. I’ll send one later.”
“That’s hilarious,” he said. “Send another one!”

**WildWilly** · 10-12-20

When does a joke become a “dad” joke?
When the punchline is a parent.

**WildWilly** · 10-12-20

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**WildWilly** · 10-12-20

Ho.ho.ho

**Richard230** · 10-12-20

Tricky.

**Richard230** · 10-13-20

Here is a groaner for you:

A Russian scientist and a Czechoslovakian scientist had spent their whole lives studying the majestic grizzly bear. Each year they petitioned their respective governments to allow them to go to Yellowstone to study these wondrous beasts.

Finally, their request was granted and they immediately flew to New York and then on west to Yellowstone. They reported to the local ranger station and were told that it was the grizzly mating season and it was much too dangerous to go out and study the animals.

They pleaded that this was their only chance. Finally the ranger relented. The Russian and the Czech were given cell phones and told to report in each and every day.

For several days they called in, and then nothing was heard from the two scientists. The rangers mounted a search party and found the scientists' camp completely ravaged. No sign of the missing men, just two sets of bear tracks leaving the site, apparently a mated pair of bears.

They followed the tracks a few miles and found the female. They decided they must kill the animal to find out if she had eaten the scientists, as they feared an international incident.

They killed the female and cut open the bear's stomach, discovering only the remains of the Russian.

One ranger turned to the other and said, "You know what this means, don't you?"

"Of course," the other ranger nodded. "The Czech is in the male."