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    Not a 2nd childhood, still in the 1st

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    An elderly man walks in to the famous restaurant, Lucas Carton in Paris, with his girlfriend and orders a bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1928.

    The waiter returns with a full bottle of wine and fill up a small amount of glass for tasting. the Guest takes up his glass, smell the wine, but put the glass down firmly again and says, "This is not a Rothschild 1928 Mouton!"

    The waiter says it is and soon it's about 20 people around the table, including the chef and director, all attempts to convince the man that the wine is a 1928 Mouton Rothschild.

    Then one of them asks how the guest can be so sure that this wine isn't a 1928 Mouton Rothschild?

    He responds, "My name is Phillipe de Rothschild, and I make that wine!"

    Finally, the waiter admits that he was right and that he here bestows a Clerc Milo 1928.

    The waiter says, "I could not bear the thought that we should distinguish ourselves with our last bottle of Mouton Rothschild 1928. You know Clerc Milo comes from the same village as Mouton, picking the grapes at the same time, the same type of basket, you break them in the same way, you put the wine in the same type of barrels. You tap over bottled at the same time. The two wines are exactly the same; the only difference is the tiny geographical distance between the vineyards! "

    Rothschild replies to the waiter: "When you get home tonight, ask your wife to take off her panties. Put one finger in the front opening of her, and another finger in the rear opening. Smell both your fingers and you will quickly discover the huge difference that the tiny geographical distance represents ...
    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    I was having a quiet drink at the bar, when this gorgeous oriental bird came up to me and whispered in my ear:

    "Can I suck your cock?"

    I said, "I think you'll find that it's MAY I suck your cock."

    "Okay then, you go first," she said.
    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    This is a joke sent by a non-BMW biker ..... ummm?!



    If you ever feel useless then remember:

    It’s somebody's job to fit indicators to BMWs.
    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    I would never cheat in a relationship,

    Because that would require two people to find me attractive.
    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    "I don't regret growing older, it's a privilege denied to many - enjoy it - you may be the first to still be riding your F800 at 100yrs old!"

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    Not a 2nd childhood, still in the 1st

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    Richard - Current bikes: 2016 BMW R1200RS, 2014 14.2 kWh Zero S, 2011 Royal Enfield Bullet 500 Classic, 2009 BMW F650GS, 2005 Triumph T-100 Bonneville, 2002 Yamaha FZ1 (FZS1000N) and a 1978 Honda Kick 'N Go Senior.

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