National Limerick Day

[TheMeteor]

Today is evidently National Limerick Day. Anyone have favorites to share?

That was a young man from Nantucket......

Ooops...never mind!

[notacop]

There was young man named Ramos
who had most of his sex a manos
With a stroke of good luck
he found a girl the would f--k
now all he says is vamos!

\I penned that for a guy a t work. He loved it!

[scf]

There once was a queen from Bulgaria
Whose bush grew hairier and hairier
'Til a prince from Peru who'd come up for a screw
Had to hunt for her c*nt with a terrier

[TheMeteor]

There was a young girl from Finchen
Who was scratching her c#@t in the kitchen
Her father said, "Rose, it crabs I suppose"
She said, "yeah...those buggers are sure itchin'"

[TheMeteor]

I'll add one more before Limerick day ends...the above Peru reference jogged my memory on an old one

There was a young man from Peru
Who had nothing whatever to do
So he pulled out his carrot and buggered a parrot
And sent the results to a zoo

[scf]

There once was a man from Eugene
Who invented a fuc**ng machine
Concave and convex it suited both sex
But oh what a bastard to clean

[scf]

There once was a fellow from Boston
Who bought a British Austin
There was room for his ass and a gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost'em

[notacop]

A neighbor had the BIG book on Limericks. Probably over a 1000 and only the Austin effort is one I recognize.
Gotta love a good limerick!